If you’ve ever found yourself strolling through a museum or park and spotting a statue that made you do a double-take, you’re not alone. But instead of just taking a selfie with it, why not crack up with some good old-fashioned puns? From pun-tastic quips about historical figures to rock-solid puns that will make you giggle.

155 Hilarious Statue Puns

We’ve sculpted a list of 155 hilarious statue puns to keep your spirits as high as those towering monuments!

1. Marble-ous Mirth: Top Statue Puns

  1. You rock my world, literally!
  2. Statue think this is funny? You bet I do!
  3. I tried to sculpt my dog, but it was a “pet-rifying” experience!
  4. Have a gneiss day at the park with these rocks!
  5. I’m no Michelangelo, but I can still draw a crowd!
  6. You’ve got to be “kidding” me, this goat statue is baa-rilliant!
  7. Can’t stand the heat? Get out of the marble!
  8. Love is in the air, and also in this granite!
  9. This statue stole my heart, and now I’m stoned in love!
  10. That’s a “re-leaf,” a statue not covered in pigeon poop! 
  11. My statue just told a joke; what a stand-up guy!
  12. We will, we will rock you, said the statue!
  13. Are you a statue? Because you just made my heart stop!
  14. It’s a hard rock life for us!
  15. Caught between a rock and a hard plaice at the sculpture garden!
  16. Not all heroes wear capes; some just stand still!
  17. Statue looking at me? I’m just admiring the view!
  18. Feeling a little boulder today, must be all these rocks!
  19. I statue know you’d find these puns funny!
  20. Sorry if these puns are too concrete for your taste!

2. Comedic Carvings: More Statue Puns

  1. Life’s not set in stone unless you’re this statue!
  2. Rock around the clock with these timeless figures!
  3. This statue’s posture is impeccable, standing tall for centuries!
  4. Marble at the beauty of these sculpted jokes!
  5. It’s no small “feat” to keep these statues clean!
  6. Just a couple of blockheads hanging out at the museum!
  7. If statues could talk, they’d say “I’m board of holding this pose!”
  8. Taking things for “granite” in the sculpture park!
  9. Puns so good, they belong in a museum!
  10. I’ve got a “concrete” plan to chisel away your frown!
  11. Statue trying to reach me? Sorry, I’m a bit stone deaf!
  12. Don’t take these puns for granite; they’re a real gem!
  13. Feeling sedimental about these ancient rocks!
  14. Let’s “face” it, these statues are simply stunning!
  15. I tried playing hide and seek with a statue, but it was always spotted!
  16. Is it just me, or do these statues seem a bit too “stiff” today?
  17. Statues in love are truly “set in stone.”
  18. Always good to have a solid “base” of friends like these statues!
  19. Laugh so hard you crack, but not like these old statues!
  20. If this statue could move, it would definitely rock ‘n’ roll!

4. Sculptural Silliness: Another Puns

  1. Don’t moss with these ancient stones!
  2. Statues are great listeners; they never interrupt!
  3. Getting older is no problem if you’re a statue—you become more valued!
  4. Rock-solid advice from our marble friends: Stand tall and don’t erode!
  5. Stuck between “rock” and a hard place at this art exhibit!
  6. These statue puns aren’t for the faint of “art.”
  7. I lava good statue joke! Volcanically funny!
  8. Just hanging out with my “homies” – these hominid statues!
  9. If laughter is the best medicine, these puns are monumental!
  10. “Eye” think these statues have seen a lot over the centuries!
  11. Marble at the thought of a day without laughter!
  12. This garden statue really “plants” a smile on your face!
  13. Ever seen a statue run? Me neither, they just roll with it!
  14. A little bird told me these statue puns are the best—literally, it was perched right there!
  15. It’s all about the “base,” no treble in the statue world!
  16. Pigeon-proof puns, because statues deserve a break too!
  17. Statues are the real rock stars of any art exhibit!
  18. Need a lift? These column jokes are sure to raise your spirits!
  19. Who says statues are stiff? These puns are bending all the rules!
  20. Careful, these chiseled jokes might just “shatter” your expectations!

5. Pillar-ity Humor: More Puns

  1. Don’t take these puns “fer granite”—they’re pure gold!
  2. Statue want to hear a secret? These puns are ancient!
  3. Not all heroes wear capes, some are set in stone!
  4. Rock your worries away with these solid jokes!
  5. It’s no joke, these statues are historically hilarious!
  6. This statue might be old, but its puns are timeless!
  7. I was a sculptor before it was cool; now I just chisel out puns!
  8. Statues are like good puns—both are carved into memory!
  9. These puns are so good, even the statues are cracking up!
  10. You can’t spell “artistic” without “art,” but these puns can!
  11. When statues go to sleep, do they dream of stony sheep?
  12. A day without a pun is like a statue without pigeons—too clean!
  13. These puns are worth “statue-ing” for—they’re that good!
  14. Statue-ve Jobs would have loved these tech puns, too!
  15. If statues could talk, they’d definitely recite these puns!
  16. Breaking the mold with puns that are both ancient and modern!
  17. Not just any humor, it’s a monumental pun-demic!
  18. Why did the statue go to school? To improve its “rock” vocabulary!
  19. These statue puns are a real “boulder” move!
  20. Just one more pun; I promise it won’t “marble” your time!

6. Artful Antics: Puns to Chisel Your Funny Bone

  1. Statues don’t play hide and seek; they play “marble and seek”!
  2. Don’t moss the chance to laugh; these puns are growing on you!
  3. “Eye” see what you did there—a pun that’s centuries old!
  4. Be like a statue: always smiling, no matter the weather!
  5. Got a “quarry” about puns? Dig into these for answers!
  6. These puns aren’t just carved—they’re sculpted with love!
  7. On a scale of one to ten, these statue puns are off the pedestal!
  8. Statues are like friends; they’re rock-solid in tough times!
  9. This pun list is like a statue—it stands out!
  10. Art critics love these puns; they’re a “master-piece”!
  11. Statues are the real influencers—they always make a stand!
  12. Laughing so hard, even the statues are rolling in their bases!
  13. If statues had a favorite band, it would be “Rolling Stones”!
  14. These puns aren’t just good, they’re “monu-mental”!
  15. “Rock” your socks off with these classic statue jokes!
  16. Statues in the park always have the best “poise”!
  17. A statue told me a joke once; it was set in stone!
  18. If you don’t like these puns, I’m stumped—literally!
  19. Statue late to appreciate these puns? Never! They’re timeless!
  20. Knock knock. Who’s there? A statue joke that rocks!

7. Global Giggles: Worldly Puns

  1. Statues travel by “plane,” but they never leave their pedestal! 
  2. World wonders aren’t just sights, they’re great pun material!
  3. Statues might be from ancient times, but these puns are world-class!
  4. Trekking through history one pun at a time!
  5. These puns are so good, even the Sphinx has started to smile!
  6. Have a “column” day? Let these puns hold you up!
  7. A “terra-cotta” puns, freshly baked for your amusement!
  8. Don’t be a “pylon,” join in on the pun fun!
  9. You’re “obelisk-ly” going to love these historical zingers!
  10. From Rome to home, these puns are universally hilarious!
  11. Statues may be silent, but these puns speak volumes!
  12. If laughter were a place, it’d be in these puns’ geography!
  13. Statues keep their “poise” even when the puns get rocky!
  14. Just “cruising” through history with these smooth puns!
  15. No passport needed for these globally-inspired puns!
  16. These puns are like ancient ruins—timeless and majestic!
  17. If statues could travel, they’d pack these puns first!
  18. A “monumental” journey through pun history, one laugh at a time!
  19. These puns aren’t old, they’re “classic”!
  20. From the “base” to the pinnacle, these puns are top-notch!

8. Ancient Laughs: Classic Puns

  1. “Statue” wanna hear something funny? These puns rock!
  2. Only the best “carved” puns make it to our list!
  3. These jokes are “marble-ous,” truly a cut above the rest!
  4. Statues are great at poker; they always keep a stone face!
  5. Can you “dig” these archaeological puns? Because they’re groundbreaking!
  6. Statues in the rain aren’t wet, they just become more reflective!
  7. “Relic” these puns? They’re absolutely ancient!
  8. Why did the statue go to therapy? To address its “erection” issues!
  9. Statues don’t get cold, but they do get a bit “chilled”!
  10. What do you call a statue that likes to party? A “monu-mental” blast!
  11. These puns are set in stone, but always ready to roll!
  12. A statue’s favorite music? Rock ‘n’ roll, of course!
  13. Statues don’t follow trends, they set them—stone solid style!
  14. When statues play games, they really know how to “sculpt” out the competition! 
  15. Laughing so hard, even the statues are cracking up!
  16. Don’t take a “leap” with other jokes, these puns are a solid choice!
  17. A “granite” sense of humor is needed for these rock-solid puns!
  18. Statues don’t need Wi-Fi, they’re already “connected” to history!
  19. Love at first “site”; these puns are archeologically awesome!
  20. “Base” all your humor needs on these foundationally funny puns!

9. Puns to End With a Smile

  1. Why did the statue break up with its partner? It felt taken for “granite”!
  2. A statue’s favorite meal? Anything “cement” to be delicious!
  3. Watch out! These puns might just “cement” your love for statues!
  4. Statues are the real influencers—they always stand up for what they believe in!
  5. Can’t “stomach” these puns? They might be too “hard” to digest!
  6. These puns are more than fun—they’re a “concrete” blast!
  7. Statues might seem old school, but these puns are totally “plinth” and cool!
  8. What do you get when you cross a statue with a comedian? A stand-up that really rocks!
  9. Statues don’t get timeouts—they stand ground!
  10. Why don’t statues use phones? They prefer to “communicate” in person!
  11. If you need a solid laugh, these puns are a “monu-mental” resource!
  12. Statues in the park: where every joke gets a “pedestal” reception!
  13. Be like a statue: stay cool, calm, and collected!
  14. These puns are the “cornerstone” of any good joke collection!
  15. And finally, thanks for “sticking” with us—you’re a real “pillar” of the pun community!

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